Category Archives: Gifts

Uni The Unicorn Night Light (Purple)

Uni The Unicorn Night Light – Here’s a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that’ll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone’s favourite haunt, Facebook. The perfect gift for unicorn fans.

Blobfish Slippers

Blobfish Slippers – With a luxuriously soft, plush feel – these Blobfish Slippers are going to keep your tootsies unfathomably cosy. Warm your toes in this cuddly minger. Celebrate the animal kingdom’s aesthetically challenged. Slime-less soft and luxurious plush feel.This dinky little chap just wants your love. Top gift for women that love ugly animals.

Calm the F*ck Down Tea

Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. The perfect, quirky gift for her

Hatching Dinosaur Candle

Hatching Dinosaur Candle – As the wax egg melts away it slowly reveals the world’s favourite prehistoric carnivore – a darling baby velociraptor. Perfect gift for dinosaurs lovers and a great gift for him.

Bike Balls

Bike Balls – In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days. The morning commute is crying out for a little humour to diffuse the tension, and you as a cyclist need to be noticed! It’s in this spirit that

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum – a decadent alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its fabled powers. A fantastic gift for mythical booze lovers.

DIY Synth Kit

You can make your own electronic music by building your very own synthesiser.

Slanguage (Italian)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Exploding Kittens (Standard Deck)

What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette.

Slanguage (Japanese)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Exploding Kittens (NSFW Deck)

What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette.

Slanguage (Spanish)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Toast Heated Pillow

Toast Heated Pillow – As soft and warm as he is cute and cuddly (beyond words) – we’d recommend buying two and turning yourself into a joyous human toastie. It’s the perfect winter gift for her.

The Artisan Cheese Maker’s Kit

The Artisan Cheese Maker’s Kit is a perfect Father’s Day gift, think about it. The core of a father’s character is their cheesy sense of humour. Such dedications to pongy jokes deserves a gift purely focused on literal cheese, hopefully he will get the hint.

Marshmallow Vodka

Marshmallow Vodka – Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys a good marshmallow. And now a sweet-toothed mixologist has done the decent thing and created Marshmallow Vodka! Fantastic gift for women

Sushi Socks (Shrimp)

In the future we’ll be able to wake up in the morning, perch on the end of our beds and watch in awe as pair after pair of warm socks glide past on a conveyor belt – freshly rolled and ready to wear. It’s not far off, but for now you can enjoy these sensational

Heated Huggable Unicorn

Hot water bottles are not exactly magical. The one lying around the house is usually over ten years old; stuffed in a tatty fur cover stinking of ageing rubber. Lovely. You need to add a little enchantment and wonder to those cold wintry nights, with the Heated Huggable Unicorn.

Flump Face (A4)

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face

I F*cking Love You Mug

Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? You’re close to exploding but the words just won’t come out; as though your body outright refuses to let you screw it all up. If only there was a simpler way of getting the message across…

Flump Face (A5)

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face