Category Archives: Gifts
Miss Vanjie Button
Miss Vanjie Button – IF you press this button, it plays the iconic ‘Miss Vaaaanjie’ sound clip from season 10 of Drag Race. So much fun to be had, so many opportunities to enrage your squirrel friends as you mash it at every opportunity.
David Attenborough Activity Book
David Attenborough Activity Book – David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent poll, he’s even the most trustworthy person alive.
Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies
Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies – Each one is a perfect burst of strawberry daiquiri, from the punch of white rum down to the gentle whisper of lime – and, of course, the lip-smackingly tongue-tinglingly fantastic explosion of juicy strawberries.
Things They Don’t Teach You In School
Things They Don’t Teach You In School – Why doesn’t the Mona Lisa have eyebrows? In what year was shampoo invented? We honestly couldn’t tell you. You’ll have to play this game to find out!
Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have been frozen to -40c, vacuum dried and sealed in special foil pouches. Houston, we have ice cream.
Space Food (Neaopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have been frozen to -40c, vacuum dried and sealed in special foil pouches. Houston, we have ice cream.
Cat vs Trump
Cat vs Trump – FINALLY. A book that involves comparing your very own marvellous moggy against the diabolical Donald himself. It’s about time!
Where’s the Dude?
Where’s the Dude – The Dude has gone missing and it’s up to YOU to locate his shaggy, laid-back, burned out ass. Well, not his literal ass. Just figuratively. You know what we meant.
Unstable Unicorns
Unstable Unicorns – Destruction. Unicorns. Friendship. The key ingredients of any game. And also cards and a nice little box to keep them in.
Prosecco Bath Bombs
Prosecco Bath Bombs – Say bonjour to our fabulous new Prosecco Bath Bombs. There’s so much they want to show you, so we’ll try and give you a brief tantalising glimpse of what’s to come when you give these babies a decadent dunk.
Unicorn Handwarmers
Unicorn Handwarmers – Save yourself the hassle of acquiring a unicorn with these unicorn hand warmers. They’re so easy to use, you don’t even need a microwave. All you have to do is find the metal disc within each of the the packs and flex it. The gel will then turn white and start to
Unicorn Plush Hot Water Bottle
Unicorn Plush Hot Water Bottle – Cosy up in style this winter with this adorable unicorn. Fill her up ‘
of the way with hot water, screw the cap in tightly, and you’re good to go! Enjoy hours and hours and hours and hours of soothing warmth from the tummy of this mythical beast.
Hair Lights
Hair Lights – Forget getting an expensive blow-dry, just clip these bad boys in for instant belle of the ball realness. 18 heatless LED lights that clip seamlessly onto your marvellous mane to keep it lit all night long.
Black Like My Soul Coffee
Black Like My Soul Coffee – Ah, coffee. Like many things in life, it’s best when black and strong. And you’ll be hard (French-)pressed to find anything stronger and blacker than this. Aside from your soul, obvs.
Sleepy Head – Personalised Pillow Case
Sleepy Head – Our personalisation pixies have been working overtime to bring you Sleepy Head – the pillowcase with ANYONE’S FACE you want on it! Note, we said face. Not genitals. Just need to remind the weirder people in the crowd about the limits of our printing capabilities.
Spongebob Squarepants Oddsox (Spongebob & Patrick Shorties)
Spongebob Squarepants Oddsox – They’ve got it all: the cast of your favourite cartoon in the entire world, an extended cuff for a super snug fit, superb detail, lightweight cotton weave and a plush cushioned heel.
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black? No, they’re not miserable, it’s all of the blackberries we’ve been feeding them! Turns out our mythical steeds can’t get enough of them. We don’t mind, all of those
What Do You Meme (Basic Bitch Expansion Pack)
What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’t a game for basic b*tches.
Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks (Face Socks Small (4-7))
Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks – Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sister’s. Your dog’s. Your granddad’s. You name it – if you’ve got a face, we’ll print it.
What Do You Meme (Fresh Memes Expansion Pack)
What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’t a game for basic b*tches.
