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Dandi Patch (For Him)

Dandi Patch – Most antiperspirants and deodorants have a tendency to slack off when you need them most – and even when they’re trying their hardest, they’re no match for running for the bus, climbing those pesky office stairs, or a summer journey on the Central line.

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