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Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Pink)
Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More » -
Unicorn Dress Up Mug
Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes Read More » -
Jizz The Game
The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. Read More » -
Enamel Pins (Unicorn Tears Gin)
Enamel Pins – These pins are EXCLUSIVE to Firebox and we’re dead proud of them. So much care and love and thought went into them, from Read More » -
Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Heat Change Mug
Mickey Heat Change Mug 90th Anniversary – Pour in a hot drink of your choice (our’s is a tiny splash of milk, two sugars, thanks) and Read More » -
Things They Don’t Teach You In School
Things They Don’t Teach You In School – Why doesn’t the Mona Lisa have eyebrows? In what year was shampoo invented? We honestly couldn’t tell you. Read More » -
The Tuck (Wolf Grey)
The Tuck – Millions of years since the invention of the humble blanket, it has reached peak evolution in the form of the Tuck. Read More » -
Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set
Looming deadlines, claustrophobic commutes, scarily inept world leaders – life is stressful and sometimes you just need a little help to calm down. This tea was Read More » -
Harry Potter Cauldron Mugs (Ravenclaw)
Harry Potter Cauldron Mugs – These officially licensed Harry Potter house cauldrons are one of the loveliest bits of merchandise you did ever see. They look Read More » -
Spreadable Coffee
Spreadable Coffee – Tastiest way to get your caffeine fix. Award-winning espresso coffee spread. Add some buzz to your bagel with our java jam. The perfect Read More » -
Spreadable Rum
Spreadable Rum – Each spoonful of this artisan marmalade is a sensual explosion of spiced rum in your mouth. Prepared with NO artificial nasties, this new Read More » -
Milo the Corgi Heated Slippers
Corgi Heated Slippers – No more cold feet ever again. Come home every day to a pair of pre-heated happy corgis, ready to revive your tired, Read More » -
Giant STDs (Chlamydia)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our Read More » -
Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)
Fragranced As F*ck Candles – Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight Read More »
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