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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.

BEST SELLERS
- Tweexy (Lilac)
  
  Tweexy – The Wearable Nail Polish Holder. Holds your polish firmly in place while you paint your nails. Like a handy painter’s bucket – only a Read More »
- Take Wetter Selfies Underwater Camera (Pink)
  
  Take Wetter Selfies – You want summer selfies but not so keen on taking your precious, expensive phone into the pool – or the sea, good Read More »
- Animated Animal Hats (Corgi)
  
  Animated Animal Hats – A gentle squeeze of their dangling paws and their ears playfully twitch, in keeping with their delightfully expressive little faces. Read More »
- If You Had To…
  
  If You Had To… It’s very much like a classic game of ‘would you rather’ – only you don’t have to spend ages inventing horrible things, Read More »
- Hot Chocolate Bombes
  
  Hot Chocolate Bombes – Read More »
- Donkey Kong Barrel Mug
  
  Donkey Kong Barrel Mug – Take a break from dodging those pesky barrels and put your feet up for a cuppa with our Donkey Kong barrel Read More »
- Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
  
  Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our Read More »
- Spreadable Rum
  
  Spreadable Rum – Each spoonful of this artisan marmalade is a sensual explosion of spiced rum in your mouth. Prepared with NO artificial nasties, this new Read More »
- Batteries (4x AA)
  
  To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More »
- Heated Huggable Unicorn
  
  Hot water bottles are not exactly magical. The one lying around the house is usually over ten years old; stuffed in a tatty fur cover stinking Read More »
- Sissy That Walk Doormat
  
  Sissy That Walk Doormat – Are you the mother of a house of no shame? Duh. You need this doormat then, the entrance to your home Read More »
- Unicorn Vanity Kit
  
  Unicorn Vanity Kit – Each tool was crafted with authentic unicorn magic so you’re guaranteed perfect results. Sort of. Look, just be careful with the tweezers, Read More »
- Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio
  
  Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio – Say hello to the ultimate way to say ‘f*** the detox’: this delightful trio of luxury milk chocolate. Each Read More »
- Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Frog)
  
  Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four Read More »
- Nice Balls
  
  Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’. These naughty but Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
  
  Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur – This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening Read More »
- I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat
  
  I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat – Roll out these slick typographic yoga mats and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. They’re at least Read More »
- My Neighbour Slippers
  
  My Neighbour Slippers – Stop traipsing around in bare feet gathering up soot creatures; slip your tired toes inside these soft My Neighbour Slippers. Not sporting Read More »
- Cable Bites (Dog)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Fridgeezoo Fridge Pets (Polar Bear)
  
  There probably are more surreal experiences in this world than opening the fridge and being admonished in Japanese by a milk carton-shaped animal. But right now Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Egglings (Basil)
  
  How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More »
- Marvel Meta Mugs (Iron Man)
  
  Marvel Meta Mugs – Drink your hot bev of choice like a true hero with these official Marvel character mugs – or load it up with Read More »
- Slanguage (Chinese)
  
  Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »
- Dick Match
  
  Dick Match – This phallic version of snap turns the timeless fun of playing with dicks into a classic memory matching game. With 24 pairs of Read More »
- I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat
  
  I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat – Roll out these slick typographic yoga mats and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. They’re at least Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »