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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.

BEST SELLERS
- Marvel Meta Mugs (Thor)
  
  Marvel Meta Mugs – Drink your hot bev of choice like a true hero with these official Marvel character mugs – or load it up with Read More »
- Dino Mugs (Diplodocus (Green))
  
  Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Obama Llama 2
  
  Obama Llama 2 – Even more ridiculous than last time, this charades-card game-rhyme spitting tour de force is a must have for any fun lover’s games Read More »
- Not Today Satan Travel Mug
  
  Not Today Satan Travel Mug – Be the sassiest sister at your local coffee hole, or swerve that altogether in favour of a home brew. We Read More »
- Diplodocus Dinosaur Lamp
  
  Diplodocus Dinosaur Lamp – Bring a little jurassic ambience into your home with everyones’ favourite long-necked (and very extinct) herbivore. Looking coyly over its shoulder the Read More »
- Abusive Balloons
  
  Abusive Balloons – Balloons. What’s the f*cking point? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking Read More »
- Slanguage (Spanish)
  
  Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »
- Book Light
  
  Book Light – Fancy indulging in a bit of light reading? Just open up the Book Light and the ‘pages’ fan out like a concertina to Read More »
- Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Copper)
  
  With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for Read More »
- Kitty Coin Bank
  
  Kitty Coin Bank – You entrusted your money to the banks, so why not entrust your shrapnel to this cute kitten in a box. Simply place Read More »
- Gradient Puzzles (Blue/Green)
  
  Gradient Puzzles – 500 piece jigsaw puzzle Read More »
- Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss (Pink)
  
  Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy Read More »
- Rainbow Heat Pack
  
  Rainbow Heat Pack – This gorgeous little heat pack is the solution to all of your winter problems. Cold at home? Heat pack. Cold at the Read More »
- Blobfish Slippers
  
  Blobfish Slippers – With a luxuriously soft, plush feel – these Blobfish Slippers are going to keep your tootsies unfathomably cosy. Warm your toes in this Read More »

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- Rick Sanchez 3D Mug
  
  Rick Sanchez 3D Mug – Read More »
- Basic Beach Large Tote Bag
  
  Basic Beach Large Tote Bag – It’s less than ‘£15, seriously durable, big enough to fit all that cumbersome holiday paraphernalia, easy to clean, and looks Read More »
- Mystery Boxes (Booze)
  
  Mystery Boxes – Tear up the wishlists. Treat yourself. Treat someone else. Just treat them to a bit of mystery. Put your fate in our hands. Read More »
- Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio
  
  Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio – Scathing reads? Ideas for your next lewk? Boring work notes? Jot them all down in these EXCLUSIVE RuPaul’s Drag Race Read More »
- Slanguage (German)
  
  Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- 100 Gins Scratch Poster
  
  100 Gins Scratch Poster – Sip, slurp, and quaff your way through 100 exciting new gins, with a little help from this fantastic A3 poster. Not Read More »
- Mushions (Couple)
  
  Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your Read More »
- Illumibowl
  
  Illumibowl Toilet Night Light – it’s rare indeed to have a father who isn’t obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who Read More »
- Movie Misquote Game
  
  Movie Misquote Game – The rules are simple: once you’ve slid the deck of quotecards out of the incredibly well designed VHS style case, pick one Read More »
- Stormtrooper Gin
  
  Stormtrooper Gin – Unlike the ol’ bucketheads, ensure you never miss a shot with this stunning set of stand-out gins – with a nerdy, officially licensed Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »