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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.

BEST SELLERS
- Crying Unicorn Candle (2 Spare Rainbow Candles)
  
  Crying Unicorn Candle – Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours. Read More »
- Bike Balls
  
  Bike Balls – In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these Read More »
- Not Today Satan Doormat
  
  Not Today Satan Doormat – Pay tribute to the season 6 winner and her clown realness with this natural coconut fibre vinyl doormat. It’s so strong Read More »
- Cable Bites (Clownfish)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Prosecco Bath Bombs
  
  Prosecco Bath Bombs – Say bonjour to our fabulous new Prosecco Bath Bombs. There’s so much they want to show you, so we’ll try and give Read More »
- Llama Wireless Charger
  
  Llama Wireless Charger – Next time your phone is low on juice, just slap it on this lovely llama and he’ll get to work on getting Read More »
- Magni-Viewer
  
  Magni-Viewer – Just slip your phone inside the Magni-Viewer and it magnifies your screen so you can watch movies at twice the size. No more holding Read More »
- Mighty Unicorn Speaker
  
  Most portable speakers are just dreadful – ugly plastic bricks that take up valuable bag space and sound no better than the average tinny smartphone. The Read More »
- Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
  
  Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans – A word of advice: don’t have one of these. Because you’ll want another. And another. And another, until you’ve finished Read More »
- The Lion King Simba Mug
  
  The Lion King Simba Mug – Gather your colleagues at the foot of Pride Rock, thrust your new mug into the sky with both arms and Read More »
- The Artisan Gin Maker’s Kit
  
  The Artisan Gin Maker’s Kit – Considering how surprisingly simple it is to make, isn’t it about time you tried to craft your own Gin? Yes, Read More »
- Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
  
  Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black? Read More »
- What Do You Meme (Fresh Memes Expansion Pack)
  
  What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’t a Read More »
- Unicorn Dress Up Mug
  
  Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes Read More »
- Dog Face Towels (Pug)
  
  Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels! Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Milo the Corgi Heated Slippers
  
  Corgi Heated Slippers – No more cold feet ever again. Come home every day to a pair of pre-heated happy corgis, ready to revive your tired, Read More »
- Avocado Powerbank
  
  Avocado Powerbank – Wipe off your charging cable and plug it into one of these instead. This lightweight, convenient, avocado shaped charger provides one full charge Read More »
- Brew Candles (Hard Cider)
  
  Brew Candles – These fabulous candles have some very unique artisan scents – namely Kentucky Bourbon, Vintage Merlot, and Breakfast Stout. Each one is a ticket Read More »
- Catbus Mug
  
  Catbus Mug – Catbus. A big grinning fuzzy cat with twelve legs, who is also a bus. From one scene. In one film. Yet you know Read More »
- Espresso & Latte Mug
  
  Espresso & Latte Mug – There’s nothing more unsatisfying than knocking back your espresso from the bottom of a normal-sized mug (except maybe trying to fit Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Rude Hand Gestures Of The World
  
  Rude Hand Gestures Of The World – There’s no denying it, flipping the bird has to be one of our favourite pastimes. But why end it Read More »
- Spreadable Gin
  
  Spreadable Gin – We’d like to propose a toast, smothered with Spreadable Gin! No longer confined to a cut glass tumbler mixed up with tonic water; Read More »
- Chrome Lava Lamp
  
  Chrome Lava Lamp – This chrome majesty is the adult’s lava lamp. Note the classy silver casing, black lava and golden glow. It’s modern, it’s minimalist, Read More »
- Llama Powerbank
  
  Llama Powerbank – Packing an impressive 2000mAh of phone-boosting llama power, this lightweight charger provides one full charge (0-100%) for most smartphones. And also sits in Read More »
- Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Prosecco
  
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OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »