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Slanguage (French)

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- Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Medium)
  
  Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether Read More »
- Jimini’s Edible Grasshoppers (Paprika)
  
  There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters and quinoa were sneered at by high society and left for the peasants to consume. Read More »
- Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  
  Spreadable Pornstar – Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, Read More »
- Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
  
  Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature – Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. If you’ve always been intrigued by Unicorn Read More »
- Grow A Dick
  
  Grow A Dick – This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on Read More »
- Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 2)
  
  Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a Read More »
- Nice Balls
  
  Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’. These naughty but Read More »
- Milo the Corgi Humidifier
  
  Milo the Corgi Humidifier – This loyal diffuser is truly man’s best friend, working for six to eight hours at a time to humidify the air Read More »
- Crying Unicorn Candle
  
  Crying Unicorn Candle – Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours. Read More »
- FORMcard (Mixed)
  
  On first glance the FORMcard looks like some sort of luxuriant, minimalist business card, but dip it in a cup of hot water and the handy Read More »
- Melting Toht Candle
  
  Melting Toht Candle – If you’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, there’s probably one scene that really sticks in the memory. No not that gigantic Read More »
- Grip Strip (Blue)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Cynical Stationery (Inspirational shit I’ll ignore)
  
  Cynical Stationery – Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It’s nice to at least feel like you’re being smart Read More »
- Spyro the Dragon Cable Guy
  
  Spyro the Dragon Cable Guy – When you’ve had enough of gaming for one day, down tools and ensure your controllers are always neat and charged Read More »
- 100 Whiskies Scratch Poster
  
  100 Whiskies Scratch Poster – From Danish Isfjord to Australia’s Hellyers Road and, of course, plenty of Scottish offerings, this stunning A3 poster offers a perfect Read More »

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- Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers
  
  Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers – Everyone knows that Unicorns can be delicate and sensitive creatures. Well this pair are motion sensitive, and their chubby cheeks blush Read More »
- Star Wars Origami
  
  Fantastically detailed instructions and pre-printed paper make this the ideal project for fans of the show or folding paper. Packed full of detailed instructions and glorious Read More »
- 100 Movies Scratch Poster
  
  100 Movies Scratch Poster – Stop staring mindlessly at Netflix documentaries and start working your way through the 100 Movies Scratch Poster. Scratch away the foil Read More »
- Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss (Yellow)
  
  Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Pink Bubblegum)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Period Panties (Staining Things L)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- How To Live With A Huge Penis
  
  A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely Read More »
- Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Pink)
  
  Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More »
- Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio
  
  Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio – Say hello to the ultimate way to say ‘f*** the detox’: this delightful trio of luxury milk chocolate. Each Read More »
- Gradient Puzzles (Black/White)
  
  Gradient Puzzles – 500 piece jigsaw puzzle Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »