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Slanguage (French)

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- I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
  
  Timid advances. Cryptic flirtations. Why can’t we just cut to the chase and tell people how we really feel? Our ‘I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap’ Read More »
- Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies
  
  Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies – Each one is a perfect burst of strawberry daiquiri, from the punch of white rum down to the gentle whisper of lime Read More »
- Unicorn Neon Lights (Large)
  
  Light up your home with a mythical cocktail bar ambience Powered by USB or batteries (as opposed to pixie dust) Two fabulous sizes to choose from. Read More »
- Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  
  Spreadable Pornstar – Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, Read More »
- Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
  
  Unicorn Poop Marshmallows – After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured Read More »
- Head Case (L – (Cases 76-81cm tall))
  
  Head Case – Prevent Baggage Reclaim drama and make sure your bag stands out from the crowd by slipping it snuggly inside a Head Case. After Read More »
- KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Cherry Blossom Pink)
  
  KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos Read More »
- Bottomless Bubbles
  
  Bottomless Bubbles – Shove it down yer ‘ole – the wine bottle’s hole, that is – and chug away to your thirsty heart’s content. It’s THAT Read More »
- Don’t F*ck It Up Mug
  
  A very fitting tribute to one of the best hours of entertainment on television, the ‘Don’t F*ck it Up Mug’ embodies marvellously the fierceness of planet Read More »
- Mystery Boxes (Booze)
  
  Mystery Boxes – Tear up the wishlists. Treat yourself. Treat someone else. Just treat them to a bit of mystery. Put your fate in our hands. Read More »
- Jimini’s Edible Grasshoppers (Greek Spices)
  
  There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters and quinoa were sneered at by high society and left for the peasants to consume. Read More »
- Hidden Pearl Mermaid Candle
  
  Escape reality and take some abstract life advice from the sassiest mythical being there is with the Mermaid Shell Candle. Not only will this gorgeous pastel Read More »
- Mother’s Day Mystery Box
  
  Flowers, chocolate, flowers, chocolate, just a card, flowers, just a text(!), chocolate…This can’t go on. You’re her favourite, always have been. Your mum deserves so much Read More »
- Ice Cream Socks (Mint Choc Chip)
  
  Someone mashed up a sewing machine with a Mr Whippy pump to create these Ice Cream Socks. Once unravelled, these soft scoop parcels open up to Read More »
- 100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings
  
  100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings lifts the lid on “meeting bullsh*t” and equips you with with an arsenal of powerful sound bites and techniques Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings
  
  Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings – These friendly felines have taken the place of fish and been wrapped in resin rice and seaweed for your amusement. Read More »
- Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera (Colour Film)
  
  Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera – The child of the original OneStep introduced in 1977, which was invented to be a simple, easy-to-use instant camera that Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate
  
  You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate – Celebrate their above-averageness with this pink bar of pure delight. Each square is infused with tart raspberry and delicate Read More »
- Make your own Bacon
  
  This one is sure to bring a little joy to all you bacon extremists out there. Seeing as Firebox is something of a bacon luminary (the Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Head Case (L – (Cases 76-81cm tall))
  
  Head Case – Prevent Baggage Reclaim drama and make sure your bag stands out from the crowd by slipping it snuggly inside a Head Case. After Read More »
- Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Panda)
  
  Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four Read More »
- Cable Bites (Cat)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
  
  Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up ‘ get Read More »
- Chubby Light-Up Unicorn
  
  Someone’s eaten a few too many rainbow bagels… Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »