Category Archives: Gifts
Cat Face Towels (Black & White)
Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method is to dampen the whole thing, then slap it on your face so you look like a humanoid cat hybrid person thing. Stunning.
Cat Face Towels (Brown & White)
Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method is to dampen the whole thing, then slap it on your face so you look like a humanoid cat hybrid person thing. Stunning.
Cat Face Towels (Ginger)
Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method is to dampen the whole thing, then slap it on your face so you look like a humanoid cat hybrid person thing. Stunning.
Dog Face Towels (Bulldog)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels!
Dog Face Towels (French Bulldog)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels!
Dog Face Towels (Golden Retriever)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels!
Dog Face Towels (Pug)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels!
Dodow Sleep Light
Dodow Sleep Light – The Dodow is a metronome with a light system that basically retrains that silly ol’ brain of yours to fall asleep naturally.
Chrome Lava Lamp
Chrome Lava Lamp – This chrome majesty is the adult’s lava lamp. Note the classy silver casing, black lava and golden glow. It’s modern, it’s minimalist, and it’s frankly bloody cool. Oh, and it’s mesmerising. Damn, should’ve said that first before the thing about it being cool, we ruined our streak of alliteration.
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur – This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice – not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy that crashed down to Earth to be ingested by these majestic beasts.
Trump Action Figure
Trump Action Figure – Featuring some insane detailing on the face, this diddy Donald has been expertly crafted and modelled on the man himself for maximum recognition – even down to the removable hair!
High Times
High Times – Why waste the good green stuff on a shitty little joint that, let’s face it, is mostly paper and tobacco, when you could trip your entire tits off on a Mary Jane quiche? Or Time Warp tamales? Or Sativa spring rolls? The choice is yours.
Illumibowl
Illumibowl Toilet Night Light – it’s rare indeed to have a father who isn’t obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who finds solace on the loo. A great gift for him.
Cable Bites (Cat)
Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for one hot minute and that pesky cable has slithered down the back of your table faster than you can say ‘wow, that sure is pretty annoying’.
Cable Bites (Chameleon)
Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for one hot minute and that pesky cable has slithered down the back of your table faster than you can say ‘wow, that sure is pretty annoying’.
Cable Bites (Dog)
Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for one hot minute and that pesky cable has slithered down the back of your table faster than you can say ‘wow, that sure is pretty annoying’.
Cable Bites (Turtle)
Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for one hot minute and that pesky cable has slithered down the back of your table faster than you can say ‘wow, that sure is pretty annoying’.
Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 1)
Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’s all we can really say about them as they’re from Japan and they/their boxes don’t speak English.
Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 2)
Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’s all we can really say about them as they’re from Japan and they/their boxes don’t speak English.
