Category Archives: Gifts
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Coffee)
F**K The Game
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Single)
Mighty Unicorn Speaker
Most portable speakers are just dreadful – ugly plastic bricks that take up valuable bag space and sound no better than the average tinny smartphone. The Mighty Unicorn Speakers is a different beast altogether. Not only is this mini creature perfectly pocket-sized, but it punches well above it’s weight in the sound department.
Personalised Hot Heads
How To Live With A Huge Penis
A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a
My Neighbour Mug
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp – We know that most dinosaur species lived in herds because of the number of fossil remains found in the same location. Not the humble Triceratops. Where all fossil records suggest that they spent most of their lives wandering alone. Will you give this tragic lost soul a home?
The Artisan Gin Maker’s Kit
I Draw Comics
Never-Ending Birthday Card
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses – “Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris?” No, it is to be a gushing description of this high quality replica of the ultra stylish designer Italian whiskey glass used by Rick Deckard in Blade
Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Copper)
Magical Unicorn Onesie
Hatching Dragon Candle
Hatching Dragon Candle – Thought to be extinct for aeons, these mysterious creatures are finally making a triumphant return. The Hatching Dragon Candle was painstakingly retrieved from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai and given to us as a wedding present but now this precious artefact is yours to own. Melt away the scaly wax egg