Category Archives: Gifts

Fresh Face (Set of 3 Coffee)

Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.

F**K The Game

“Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. Purple. Sh*t. Green…no wait…F**K!!” That’s a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.

Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Single)

Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.

Mighty Unicorn Speaker

Most portable speakers are just dreadful – ugly plastic bricks that take up valuable bag space and sound no better than the average tinny smartphone. The Mighty Unicorn Speakers is a different beast altogether. Not only is this mini creature perfectly pocket-sized, but it punches well above it’s weight in the sound department.

Personalised Hot Heads

Hot Heads – Turn your face into a heatable holdable. Personalise your Hot Head with any face you want. The Perfect personalised huggable heatable product.

How To Live With A Huge Penis

A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a

My Neighbour Mug

Let’s be honest, from the moment you laid eyes on Totoro you wished you could curl up and slumber on his big welcoming belly. Well now you can get that warm, cosy feeling by clutching onto this stupidly cute Totoro-inspired mug.

Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp

Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp – We know that most dinosaur species lived in herds because of the number of fossil remains found in the same location. Not the humble Triceratops. Where all fossil records suggest that they spent most of their lives wandering alone. Will you give this tragic lost soul a home?

Pooch Selfie

Keep your dog on the ball

The Artisan Gin Maker’s Kit

The Artisan Gin Maker’s Kit – Considering how surprisingly simple it is to make, isn’€™t it about time you tried to craft your own Gin? Yes, yes it is. The perfect gift for gin lovers.

I Draw Comics

Much like a superhero with a hidden identity; housed within this smart and unassuming Moleskine cover lies the key to turning your comic book dreams into a tangible and beautiful reality.

Never-Ending Birthday Card

Never-Ending Birthday Card – A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they’ll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing.Give them the gift of eternal annoyance.

I Draw Manga

I Draw Manga – The ultimate tool for aspiring Manga artists and Anime devotees.

Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses

Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses – “Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris?” No, it is to be a gushing description of this high quality replica of the ultra stylish designer Italian whiskey glass used by Rick Deckard in Blade

Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Copper)

With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for everyone to enjoy.

Magical Unicorn Onesie

Magical Unicorn Onesie – Avoid the daily chore of deciding what to wear. Slip your body into the warm, fluffy hide of this wondrous creature. Features a noble golden horn and lustrous multicolour mane. The ideal gift for Unicorn lovers.

Hatching Dragon Candle

Hatching Dragon Candle – Thought to be extinct for aeons, these mysterious creatures are finally making a triumphant return. The Hatching Dragon Candle was painstakingly retrieved from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai and given to us as a wedding present but now this precious artefact is yours to own. Melt away the scaly wax egg

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Panda)

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Cat)

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Dog)

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.