Category Archives: Gifts
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses – “Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris?” No, it is to be a gushing description of this high quality replica of the ultra stylish designer Italian whiskey glass used by Rick Deckard in Blade
Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Copper)
With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for everyone to enjoy.
Magical Unicorn Onesie
Magical Unicorn Onesie – Avoid the daily chore of deciding what to wear. Slip your body into the warm, fluffy hide of this wondrous creature. Features a noble golden horn and lustrous multicolour mane. The ideal gift for Unicorn lovers.
Marmite Popcorn
Marmite Popcorn is the tantalising/gag inducing (delete as appropriate) Father’s Day present bound to cause a reaction. Is your father the kind of genius/sick deviant (delete as appropriate) who has been known to dunk their popcorn into a jar of scrumptious/revolting (delete as appropriate) Marmite? Great gift for Marmite and popcorn lovers.
Tweexy (Green)
Tweexy – The Wearable Nail Polish Holder. Holds your polish firmly in place while you paint your nails. Like a handy painter’s bucket – only a million times more elegant. Fits all sizes of nail polish bottle and sits snugly on your hand. The ultimate gift for women into nail polish
Tweexy (Pink)
Tweexy – The Wearable Nail Polish Holder. Holds your polish firmly in place while you paint your nails. Like a handy painter’s bucket – only a million times more elegant. Fits all sizes of nail polish bottle and sits snugly on your hand. The ultimate gift for women into nail polish
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Island Breeze)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Coffee)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
F**K The Game
“Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. Purple. Sh*t. Green…no wait…F**K!!” That’s a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Single)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
Mighty Unicorn Speaker
Most portable speakers are just dreadful – ugly plastic bricks that take up valuable bag space and sound no better than the average tinny smartphone. The Mighty Unicorn Speakers is a different beast altogether. Not only is this mini creature perfectly pocket-sized, but it punches well above it’s weight in the sound department.
Personalised Hot Heads
Hot Heads – Turn your face into a heatable holdable. Personalise your Hot Head with any face you want. The Perfect personalised huggable heatable product.
How To Live With A Huge Penis
A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a
My Neighbour Mug
Let’s be honest, from the moment you laid eyes on Totoro you wished you could curl up and slumber on his big welcoming belly. Well now you can get that warm, cosy feeling by clutching onto this stupidly cute Totoro-inspired mug.
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp – We know that most dinosaur species lived in herds because of the number of fossil remains found in the same location. Not the humble Triceratops. Where all fossil records suggest that they spent most of their lives wandering alone. Will you give this tragic lost soul a home?
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Fresh Linen)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Fresh Face (Set of 3 New Car)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers
Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers – Everyone knows that Unicorns can be delicate and sensitive creatures. Well this pair are motion sensitive, and their chubby cheeks blush with a whole rainbow of colours as you trot around the house. Woozy 3am journeys to the loo have never felt (or looked) this magical. The great present for
