Category Archives: Gifts

Bike Balls

Bike Balls – In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days. The morning commute is crying out for a little humour to diffuse the tension, and you as a cyclist need to be noticed! It’s in this spirit that

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum – a decadent alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its fabled powers. A fantastic gift for mythical booze lovers.

DIY Synth Kit

You can make your own electronic music by building your very own synthesiser.

Slanguage (Italian)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Exploding Kittens (Standard Deck)

What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette.

Slanguage (Japanese)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Exploding Kittens (NSFW Deck)

What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette.

Slanguage (Spanish)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Uni The Unicorn Night Light (Pink)

Uni The Unicorn Night Light – Here’s a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that’ll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone’s favourite haunt, Facebook. The perfect gift for unicorn fans.

Uni The Unicorn Night Light (White)

Uni The Unicorn Night Light – Here’s a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that’ll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone’s favourite haunt, Facebook. The perfect gift for unicorn fans.

Graffiti Cake Mix

Graffiti Cake Mix – Want to mix it up in the kitchen? Why not rise to the occasion

Rude Hand Gestures Of The World

Rude Hand Gestures Of The World – There’s no denying it, flipping the bird has to be one of our favourite pastimes. But why end it there? The horizon of vulgar expressions is a gloriously lengthy one and it’s our responsibility not to leave a single stone unturned. There’s a big, wide, offensive world out

Heated Huggable Unicorn

Hot water bottles are not exactly magical. The one lying around the house is usually over ten years old; stuffed in a tatty fur cover stinking of ageing rubber. Lovely. You need to add a little enchantment and wonder to those cold wintry nights, with the Heated Huggable Unicorn.

Flump Face (A4)

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face

I F*cking Love You Mug

Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? You’re close to exploding but the words just won’t come out; as though your body outright refuses to let you screw it all up. If only there was a simpler way of getting the message across…

Flump Face (A5)

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face

Mushions (Single)

Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we’re yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.

Mushions (Threesome)

Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we’re yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.

Slanguage (Chinese)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Slanguage (French)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.