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Swear Socks For Her (Shitting Rainbows)
Let the world know exactly who are you and how you’re feeling by pulling on this proper filthy underwear. Read More » -
Slush Cuppy (Blue)
Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into Read More » -
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Timid advances. Cryptic flirtations. Why can’t we just cut to the chase and tell people how we really feel? Our ‘I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap’ Read More » -
Giant STDs (Herpes)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur – This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd Read More » -
Dino Night Lights (Trolley Triceratops)
Dinosaur Night Lights – Fill your home with the ambient glow of these tiny chubby little dinosaurs. Adorable versions of your favourite jurassic creatures, these little Read More » -
Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More » -
Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More » -
Period Panties (Hellmuff L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
Cable Bites (Cat)
Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More » -
Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Heat Change Mug
Mickey Heat Change Mug 90th Anniversary – Pour in a hot drink of your choice (our’s is a tiny splash of milk, two sugars, thanks) and Read More » -
Space Food (Neaopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More » -
Voo You – Personalised Voodoo Doll
Voo You Doll – Regardless of how obsessive your love, you can now turn ANYONE you want into an adorable stuffed version of themselves – a Read More » -
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap – Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift Read More » -
Free The Tipple
Free The Tipple – It’s about time we raised a glass to this set of brilliant babes. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, they’ve blazed trails, Read More »
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