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Slanguage (German)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

BEST SELLERS
- Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks (All Over Small (4-7))
  
  Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks – Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face Read More »
- Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies (The Party Selection)
  
  Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – Mixed just like your favourite cocktails, these gorgeous gummies are made with high quality spirits, bitters, all natural ingredients, and a unique Read More »
- Rick and Morty Portals Heat Change Mug
  
  Rick and Morty Portals Heat Change Mug – Load it up with any steaming hot beverage of your choice and watch everyone’s favourite animated uncle and Read More »
- Whiskey Bullets
  
  Whiskey Bullets – Add these sleek, stainless steel bullets to your sophisticated alcoholic arsenal and kiss goodbye to lukewarm and watered-down whiskey forever. Read More »
- Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Black)
  
  Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More »
- Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Heat Change Mug
  
  Mickey Heat Change Mug 90th Anniversary – Pour in a hot drink of your choice (our’s is a tiny splash of milk, two sugars, thanks) and Read More »
- Gradient Puzzles (Blue/Green)
  
  Gradient Puzzles – 500 piece jigsaw puzzle Read More »
- Edible Anus
  
  Edible Anus – Valentine’s Day is a particularly sensitive time of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get Read More »
- Retro Briefcase Turntable (Blue)
  
  Retro Briefcase Turntable – Let’s be real for a minute, you’re not one of those vinyl nerds are you? Good, they’re weird – but they do Read More »
- Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Gift Wrap (Gift Wrap)
  
  Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Gift Wrap – Let the shit-putter-upper-with in your life know just how much you appreciate their generous services with Read More »
- Prosecco Pong
  
  Prosecco Pong – Don’t waste a good bottle of bubbly in those rancid red cups. Prosecco Pong brings a touch of class to the usual pong Read More »
- Grow Your Own Palm Tree
  
  Grow Your Own Palm Tree – Tired of staring out your window at the same boring vegetation? Hold the fern. It’s time to take matters into Read More »
- Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood S)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  
  Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur – This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd Read More »
- Technicolour Dreamboat Mug
  
  Technicolour Dreamboat Mug – This Morning, Dancing on Ice, The Cube, All Star Mr & Mrs’¦ these are all programmes. Think about who presents them, or Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Weird Crushes: British Hunks
  
  Weird Crushes: British Hunks – Gone are the days of the weird crush. It has never been cooler to admit that you’d like a Weird Weekend Read More »
- Grip Strip (Black)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Melting Toht Candle
  
  Melting Toht Candle – If you’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, there’s probably one scene that really sticks in the memory. No not that gigantic Read More »
- Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
  
  Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy – Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, in layman’s terms) down to fit on your desk. Now YOU Read More »
- Period Panties (Hellmuff M)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Deadpool Chia Pet
  
  Deadpool Chia Pet – The Marvel world’s sassiest superhero is now a Chia head. Yes, the time has come to make Deadpool look Deadcool with a Read More »
- Cat Face Towels (Brown & White)
  
  Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method Read More »
- Obama Llama 2
  
  Obama Llama 2 – Even more ridiculous than last time, this charades-card game-rhyme spitting tour de force is a must have for any fun lover’s games Read More »
- Game Boy Alarm Clock
  
  Game Boy Alarm Clock – The cold, shrill tone of your smartphone alarm is no way to start the day. Swap the obnoxious morning screeching for Read More »
- Unicorn Dress Up Mug
  
  Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »