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Slanguage (German)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

BEST SELLERS
- Giant Unicorn Sprinkler
  
  Giant Unicorn Sprinkler – 6 ft tall inflatable unicorn that sprays ‘magic’ water from its majestic horn. Everyone loves running through the cool mist of a Read More »
- Sleepy Animal Key Hooks (Panda)
  
  Sleepy Animal Key Hooks – It’s 7:30 in the morning, you’re extremely sleep-deprived and you can’t. Find. Your. Damned. Keys. Again. Just hang up your janglies Read More »
- Hidden Pearl Mermaid Candle
  
  Escape reality and take some abstract life advice from the sassiest mythical being there is with the Mermaid Shell Candle. Not only will this gorgeous pastel Read More »
- Harry Potter Egg Cup & Toast Cutter
  
  Harry Potter Egg Cup & Toast Cutter – Turn your breakfast into the boy who lived, Harry Potter! Complete with glasses, trademark scar, hair, and Hogwarts Read More »
- Fridgeezoo Fridge Pets (Penguin)
  
  There probably are more surreal experiences in this world than opening the fridge and being admonished in Japanese by a milk carton-shaped animal. But right now Read More »
- Cable Bites (Emperor Penguin)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Harry Potter)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Friends Monopoly
  
  Friends Monopoly – So many memorable locations and funny moments to discover on your way around the board. Passing go is now Central Perk, going to Read More »
- Slanguage (Spanish)
  
  Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »
- Make your own Bacon
  
  This one is sure to bring a little joy to all you bacon extremists out there. Seeing as Firebox is something of a bacon luminary (the Read More »
- Mini Karaoke Microphone
  
  Mini Karaoke Microphone – No longer do you have to book a room at the back of a Chinese restaurant or put your name down and Read More »
- Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks (Face Socks Large (8-11))
  
  Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks – Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face Read More »
- Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies (The Party Selection)
  
  Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – Mixed just like your favourite cocktails, these gorgeous gummies are made with high quality spirits, bitters, all natural ingredients, and a unique Read More »
- Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)
  
  Fragranced As F*ck Candles – Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight Read More »
- Dinosaur Planters (Plantosaurus)
  
  If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- 100 Gins Scratch Poster
  
  100 Gins Scratch Poster – Sip, slurp, and quaff your way through 100 exciting new gins, with a little help from this fantastic A3 poster. Not Read More »
- F*cking Strong Coffee
  
  F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body Read More »
- Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Threesome)
  
  Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known Read More »
- Smarter Coffee 2nd Gen
  
  Smarter Coffee 2nd Gen – If you love coffee, like REALLY love coffee and you want to enjoy the laziest, tastiest gourmet roast ever – you Read More »
- Hatching Dinosaur Candle
  
  Hatching Dinosaur Candle – As the wax egg melts away it slowly reveals the world’s favourite prehistoric carnivore – a darling baby velociraptor. Perfect gift for Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Edible Fragrance (Watermelon & Citrus)
  
  Edible Fragrance – Accidentally wafting some of your perfume into your mouth is no longer a bad experience, thanks to these stupidly delicious Lick Your Scent Read More »
- Freak Masks (Set of Five)
  
  Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, Read More »
- If You Had To…
  
  If You Had To… It’s very much like a classic game of ‘would you rather’ – only you don’t have to spend ages inventing horrible things, Read More »
- Spreadable Rum
  
  Spreadable Rum – Each spoonful of this artisan marmalade is a sensual explosion of spiced rum in your mouth. Prepared with NO artificial nasties, this new Read More »
- Cable Bites (Cat)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »