Category Archives: Gifts
Elodie the Unicorn Star Mug
Elodie the Unicorn Star Mug – Make tea time magical with the Elodie star mug. Who is Elodie? She’s the unicorn hanging off the cup. Duh. And she’s very sweet, so we suggest you welcome her into your kitchen immediately to avoid making her cry.
Purritos (Mochi)
Purritos – The original burrito animal, cats belong in wraps and have snuggled inside them for millenia. If you go inside one of the great pyramids of Giza, you’ll see intricate wall paintings of various sacred pussies snuggled inside fluffy wraps with rice and beans. Go and see for yourself if you don’t believe us.
How to Swear
How to Swear – You’re probably thinking – “I don’t need to be taught how to f*cking swear”. We thought we were experts on the subject too until we dipped our noses into How to Swear. This illustrated guide goes deep into the history of swearing; examining the true origins of words like ‘f*ck’, ‘p*ss’,
Easy Breezy Desk Fans (Blue/Pink)
Easy Breezy USB Desk Fan – Air conditioning is overrated, having to argue with your colleagues about what temperature it should be just ain’t worth the hassle. Not when you can just plug this little miracle in for an instant cool down.
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Sometimes it’s difficult to discuss things rationally with people who have strong beliefs. So why not try it with an adorable and mindless feline? Written in an easy-to-digest Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety helps answer critical questions such as “What is the right age to talk to my cat
Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat
Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat – Roll out this slick typographic yoga mat and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. It’s at least 4392485% more instagrammable than those boring Lululemon ones that cost more than a two bedroom flat in Chelsea.
Unicorn Neon Lights (Large)
Light up your home with a mythical cocktail bar ambience Powered by USB or batteries (as opposed to pixie dust) Two fabulous sizes to choose from.
Basic Beach Towel
Basic Beach Towel – Retire that grotty, holey beach towel you’ve had since you were like 11 years old and lay this soft pastel majesty down on the sand instead.
iKettle 3rd Gen (White & Rose Gold – Limited Edition)
Alexa… put the kettle on. The iKettle 3rd Gen now fully integrates with Amazon Echo. A great gift for him.
Sleepy Animal Key Hooks (Cat)
Sleepy Animal Key Hooks – It’s 7:30 in the morning, you’re extremely sleep-deprived and you can’t. Find. Your. Damned. Keys. Again. Just hang up your janglies beneath these snoozing creatures and they’ll awaken from their slumber to keep a watchful eye over your keys.
Sleepy Animal Key Hooks (Panda)
Sleepy Animal Key Hooks – It’s 7:30 in the morning, you’re extremely sleep-deprived and you can’t. Find. Your. Damned. Keys. Again. Just hang up your janglies beneath these snoozing creatures and they’ll awaken from their slumber to keep a watchful eye over your keys.
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Timid advances. Cryptic flirtations. Why can’t we just cut to the chase and tell people how we really feel? Our ‘I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap’ let’s your special someone know the full extent of your love before they’ve even opened their present.
Pooping Unicorn
Your suspicions were correct all along – Unicorns sh*t jelly beans. Just give its tail a gentle pump and this fine mythical steed will dispense an array of colourful magic beans from its shapely backside.
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco – Promotions, engagements, divorces, new house, new car, new baby. Happy. F*cking. Whatever. Send your perfect pals some boozy goodwill and show them how ‘pleased’ you are for their latest achievement – with a personalised bottle of Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Naughty or Nice)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift.
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Secret Lover)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift.
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Ocean Waves)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift.
Power Pets (Unicorn)
Each of these pocket-sized Power Pets contains a 2600mAh battery that’ll fully charge your mobile with juice to spare. Just plug your own charging cable into the USB port in their butt and they’ll power up just about anything your heart desires.
Power Pets (Pug)
Each of these pocket-sized Power Pets contains a 2600mAh battery that’ll fully charge your mobile with juice to spare. Just plug your own charging cable into the USB port in their butt and they’ll power up just about anything your heart desires.
Take Wetter Selfies Underwater Camera (Pink)
Take Wetter Selfies – You want summer selfies but not so keen on taking your precious, expensive phone into the pool – or the sea, good grief.
