Category Archives: Gifts
Cheeky Oven Mitt (I’ve Got A Knife)
The next time you haul a lasagne out of the oven, do it with a smile on your face. Get your cheeky mitts inside these Cheeky Mitts.
Monster Mushions
Monster Mushions – A giant personalised cushion. Get your face (or someone else’s) printed on a giant cuddly cushion. A more original personalised gift idea.
Frozoon Floating Animal Planters (Penguin)
Each of these Frozoon Floating Animal Planters comes with a packet of seeds, growing media, petri dish, and foam iceberg – everything you need to grow your own clover plant.
Grow Your Own Palm Tree
Grow Your Own Palm Tree – Tired of staring out your window at the same boring vegetation? Hold the fern. It’s time to take matters into your own hands and Grow Your Own Palm Tree.
Book Light
Book Light – Fancy indulging in a bit of light reading? Just open up the Book Light and the ‘pages’ fan out like a concertina to emit a gentle light that’s strong enough to read or work by. It’s the perfect gift for her
Pasion Blue Chardonnay
Stick two fingers up to the snobbish alcohol establishment and knock back a chilled glass of Pasion Blue.
Hidden Pearl Mermaid Candle
Escape reality and take some abstract life advice from the sassiest mythical being there is with the Mermaid Shell Candle. Not only will this gorgeous pastel green ornament create a sea of tranquility in your home, but as it melts you’ll slowly reveal a secret treasure suspended within the wax. A glistening ceramic pearl inscribed
The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People
The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People – while you’re body is busy creating a tiny human, you can occupy your mind with a series of exciting quizzes, fill-in-the-blanks and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is actually like.
Coffee to Grow
Coffee to Grow – You never touch the freeze-dried muck, you loath the faceless high-street chains, but you love gourmet coffee it’s time to grow it yourself.
iKettle 3rd Gen (Silver)
Alexa… put the kettle on. The iKettle 3rd Gen now fully integrates with Amazon Echo. A great gift for him.
How Not to Be a Dick
How Not to Be a Dick – it’s not as hard as you think. “Should I put my seat all the way back?” “Should I wee all over the shower floor?” Find out in this everyday etiquette guide.
Tweexy (Unicorn Swirl)
Tweexy – The Wearable Nail Polish Holder. Holds your polish firmly in place while you paint your nails. Like a handy painter’s bucket – only a million times more elegant. Fits all sizes of nail polish bottle and sits snugly on your hand. The ultimate gift for women into nail polish
Abusive Gift Wrap
Abusive Gift Wrap – Glossy white wrapping paper printed with ‘Happy Fucking Whatever’ over and over again in gold foil – it’s the perfect balance of style and sweariness. Make sure your presents are remembered.
Swear Socks For Men (Take No Sh*t)
Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously soft socks, safely hidden behind your trousers of choice. Available in three brilliantly-offensive designs, it’s time to start telling it like it is.
Smarter Coffee 2nd Gen
Smarter Coffee 2nd Gen – If you love coffee, like REALLY love coffee and you want to enjoy the laziest, tastiest gourmet roast ever – you need the Smarter Coffee 2nd Gen. Now compatible with Amazon Alexa – it’s your own futuristic barista! A great gift for him.
Swear Socks For Men (This Meeting Is Bullsh*t)
Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously soft socks, safely hidden behind your trousers of choice. Available in three brilliantly-offensive designs, it’s time to start telling it like it is.
Elodie the Unicorn Humidifier
Elodie the Unicorn Humidifier – There’s magic in the air. Elodie the Unicorn Diffuser puffs out a cooling water vapour to humidify your surroundings for up to eight hours. You can even add your own essential oils to this chubby little creature for some next-level, fragrant ambience.
Swear Socks For Men (F*ck This Sh*t)
Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously soft socks, safely hidden behind your trousers of choice. Available in three brilliantly-offensive designs, it’s time to start telling it like it is.
Power Pets (Cat)
Each of these pocket-sized Power Pets contains a 2600mAh battery that’ll fully charge your mobile with juice to spare. Just plug your own charging cable into the USB port in their butt and they’ll power up just about anything your heart desires.
Mermaid Tears Vodka
Mermaid Tears Vodka – Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
